We all know the primary reason many people choose a best answer is because they like that person – who they are, what they believe in and represent, how respectable they are, etc. – and often hate someone else who gives a better one (which can be proved as such in some cases).
So though I can use a question about weather, religion, sports, or something else as an excuse to do this, I am cutting thru the proverbial crap and asking you straight out.
So give me your best reasons to like you most, and I’ll choose my favorite poster.
You gave me some good reasons Mollygog, but must to learn to swear better than that. Heck, the even called the city in Michigan Hell. Half swearing is like light beer (though I hate beer).
Very good SUS – you are a strong candidate (and looks count!). Yet you should realize that we comedians of sorts simply are *not funny* if we hold back our insults for fun. Just don’t take them seriously 
CB – Yes there is: http://www.hell2u.com
Mollygog, you just don’t get it. Yes I live with my mother, no I don’t fuck her. I am simply saying if you are gonna swear, do it right. I generally would prefer not to hear any of it.
Evidently the word f*ck will not get thru here.